(610): just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
(361): Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
(616): you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
(404): we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
AHAHAHAH ewww wtf hahaha
Im baked.