IT'S SO NICE TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, ALL ALONE, AND NOT HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY YOU LOVE THEM, WHEN YOU DON'T LOVE THEM, ANYMORE.

01 January 2010

..texts from last night is the funniest thing prt 2.

(610): just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing


(361): Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

(616): you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

(404): we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
AHAHAHAH ewww wtf hahaha


Im baked.