So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry....

And when I saw you kissing that girl my heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered and when I tried to speak I stu-uttered. And my friends were like "Whatever, you'll find someone better, his eyes are way too close together and we never even liked him from the start. And now he's with that tart, and I heard she'd done some really nasty stuff down in the park with Michael. He said she's easy and if your guys with someone that's sleazy then he ain't worth your timecause you deserve a real nice guy"